so perf omg I’m crying
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
"So whatcha thinkin about Scorpion?"
"Oh ya know….Fatalities n stuff"
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
don’t ever let this die
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen